Three new zombies sighted!

Rumors abound (and rebound) in the ZTB universe, but we have had preliminary reports that three new ZTBs have been sighted in the Eldersburg area of Maryland. This seems to be a major focal point for ZTB production, as it is near the suburban research facility where Patient Zero – Jonas, originated. The new ZTBs have been designated as follows: Patient # 40 – Zoe, Patient # 41 – Jack and Patient # 42 – Edna. Their current status is somewhat unclear; they may have been contained in the back of a van heading for the northwest, but we are not yet sure. We’ll keep you posted….