ZTB Central HQ in Maryland Restored

Many thanks to the Mercury Team for reporting in our absence, and for the dozens of folks (many of whom we sadly lost in the battle) who helped reclaim our original compound. We apologize for the intermittent reporting that has plagued our efforts, and are working with renewed vigor to bring you the latest and most accurate data we can on the spread the ZTB plague.

We’ve burned our dead, revamped the servers and are moving onward.

Since the Mercury Team reported on 30 OCT there have been 9 known ZTBs marked missing. There have been no reports on new ZTBs. we had 17376 sightings in 45 of the United States. Nevada, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Virginia Maryland and Florida all had over 225 hits. Texas, New Hampshire, Ohio and New York all had better than 100 hits. The maps below may tell the story better.

There were 1566 sitings in 39 other countries around the world during the same reporting period. Here, Germany continues to be worst hit, followed by France, Finland, Belgium and Kenya. The upsurge f activity in Africa is most worrisome. Below are snapshots of activity of this reporting period in Europe and worldwide:

Stay safe out there folks. No telling what is in store for 2107….

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Mercury Protocol Invoked

As of 14 OCT 2016, the Maryland team had been incommunicado for at least 90 days. As a result, in accordance with contingency program seven, the Mercury Protocol has been invoked. Remote reporting from an undisclosed and less at-risk site commences with this broadcast. It should be noted that a thorough data-scrub has been conducted, and that all data roll-over systems functioned nominally; there has been no data lost as a result of this incident.

While every effort will be made to recover news and detail of the Maryland core team, we fear they have been lost.

Much has happened since the last report. Maryland reported 1798 hits before they went offline; Massachusetts reported 1445. The entire northeast region, from the tidewater states up to southern New England, suffered 6022 hits. There was a somewhat similar effect on the west coast, with 669 hits in California, and 225 in Washington; Ohio, Kansas and Florida were the other heavy hitters in the states. We had reports from all 50 states, as well as the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico with a total of 9176 sightings.

Things are not much better to the north, with 876 hits in Canada. To the south, there was minimal activity in Mexico, Honduras, Peru and Brazil.

Europe continues to suffer greatly, with 1077 reports in the Balkan states, and 1168 reports in north central Europe including the UK. The northern tier did not do much better, although Sweden had significantly less activity than Norway or Finland. Finland was a real hotspot with 1425 reports.

There were new outbreaks in central Africa, with Rwanda, Tanzania and the Democratic Republic of the Congo submitting their first reported cases. There were a number of other new places that reported sightings as well; everything listed below Iceland on the dispersion map page (underneath the map) was new this period.

Southeast Asia featured new areas affected as well: Malaysia and the Philippines. Australia had some significant activity with 223 hits.

Overall there were 14,416 sightings around the world in 56 countries. 218 of the 353 known ZTBs were sighted during this period. 12 were reported missing.

Stay safe out there.

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Trend prediction proves correct!

There were a whopping 1887 reports in Colorado since our last update on 01 July. 43 in Wyoming, 205 in Kansas, 77 in Nebraska, and 41 in South Dakota. The western plains and Denver area are a blood bath. We recommend you stay clear. The northeast corridor ou here on the east edge of the con intent did not fare much better, with heavy activity in Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York and Massachusetts. That area had 1330 reports overall.

Midwest U. S. Aafter GW 14

In Europe, the major Portugese activity seems to have moved into the Madrid, Spain area, and active ZTBs from Germany and France have heavily infected Switzerland and Austria. Greece and the UK showed upticks in activity, and we had our first reports from Iceland and Tenerife. Quite disturbing that these isolated islands are being affected. Activity in southeast Asia, Australia and New Zealand was relatively light this time around.

Euro snapshot 14 JUL

Be careful out there….

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Western Migration in North America

As most of you know by now (and as is documented elsewhere on this site) the zombie plague originated at a research facility in suburban Maryland. Maryland has been a hotspot ever since, and the plague has slowly spread up the northeast corridor into New Jersey, New York and New England. Hotspots have popped up elsewhere around the world as well, as geocachers travel to find hides, and they take the plague with them. The trends we have been following outside of North America have had the expected progress in the week or so since the last report. Northern and central Europe continue to show significant activity, especially in Norway, Finland, Sweden and Germany. Belgium and France have calmed down a bit, but are still quite active, as is Portugal. The Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia are continuing to see some activity as well. In Asia, the slow increase in activity is still going on, with Okinawa in the limelight.

We have long feared a migratory spread out of Maryland to the west, and with this week’s analysis, we fear it has finally begun. Increased activity in Virginia we have long been expecting, but the explosion of activity going westward that we see in this week’s reports, is terribly disheartening. The below screen capture, from one of the recent analysis tools we have had under development shows it best:

snapshot

You can see a steady march of reported sightings (circles with numbers) from Maryland towards Colorado, and an explosion of activity in Colorado. Not clear why Missouri was spared, and it may just be a data anomaly, but we got nor reports on sightings there this week. We think trend is directly attributable to increased geocaching activity related to Geowoodstock XIV, which is being held in Denver, Colorado this coming Sunday. We hope we are wrong, but we suspect next week’s report will feature a significant increase in activity in Colorado.

We would also note that over the past month or so we have received numerous reports on previously unknown zombie travel bugs; in the last week alone ten new ZTBs (Patients 342-352) have been reported.

So. The population of infected cachers is increasing, and the plague is spreading. Same old news I guess. Bummer. What will the future hold?

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Weekly routine returns

Well, we hope. Things are slowly returning to normal here. To be honest, the numbers in this week’s report are a little sketchy. There was really more activity than we will show here, but we ran and re-ran the update protocols numerous times over the last week as we brought servers and back-ups back on line, so really these numbers more likely demonstrate the activity just since the weekend.

A few items of note:

– Intermittent reports of new ZTBs from over the last few weeks have been collated, and all are now represented on the site. We are up to 342 individual cachers turned zombie now, and vast areas of the planet have been affected. If it seems like there has been a surge there has. Ever since the second wave, the numbers just seem to keep growing.

– We have fielded a few questions about ZTB discovery. You should know that we treat discovery reports as rumor. Only verified drop, retrieval or visit logs count against the numbers, as these logs have verifiable geolocation data associated with them. Discovery and grab logs do not have geolocation data associated, so we can’t verify the location of the ZTB through them.

Here’s this week’s gouge:

We had reports on 112 of 342 ZTBs, in 31 states and 15 countries. 227 reports in the U.S., and 71 reports overseas. Hot spots included the U.S mid-Atlantic coast, Virginia, California and Florida here, and Canada and Germany overseas. We did have one report each from Alaska, Hawaii and South Africa, and one report in New Zealand.

Geowoodstock is coming up in Denver, Colorado in a couple of weeks, and we’ve heard rumors of an imminent outbreak there, but have yet to receive any confirmed reports. Be careful out there!

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Back on line

We’ve retaken the bunker! There are, of course, now days of clean-up, disposal, re-stock and defensive reinforcement. We are confident that we can get the compound into a better state, but it may take a bit.

In the eleven days since we last updated, there have been 838 sitings reported in the United States, in 43 different states. There were an additional 473 sightings reported abroad, in 43 countries. Hotspots in CONUS were Maryland, New Jersey, New York, but most especially, Kentucky. Louisville is getting hammered. Florida, California and Virginia continue too show increasing activity.

Germany was the heavy hitter abroad, followed by Canada, Portugal, the Netherlands and Sweden. Guatemala and Belize both had there first reported sitings, as did Puerto Rico and Estonia; we wish those localities all the best as they deal with this infection, it is difficult to deal with to say the least. We also had a siting in Lichtenstein, something we don’t see very often.

Stay safe!

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Remote reporting

We have not updated the site since April 24th. Our apologies, but the bunker was once again over run, and this time we had to evacuate completely. If you are seeing anything post here, it is currently being done by remote. We left the servers up and running, with a reliable underground power line, so with any luck you will see this. There is a new assault planned soon, we are just scrounging more ammo and personnel, as we lost a few more, and expended a lot of ammo, and were scattered for awhile. You may see intermittent outages on parts of the site, but we are working overtime to get it up an running 100%. Any help you can send to Maryland would be of enormous value.

So enough about us, here’s what has been happening elsewhere. Since the last update, we’ve had reports from all states except North Dakota. There were 2038 hits in the Unites States the bulk of which (1394) were in the northeast and mid-Atlantic states. Maryland had 374 alone, and there were also 198min New Jersey, 125 in Virginia (which is finally starting to feel the pain), 91 in Pennsylvania and 55 in New York. Other areas of the country hard it were Kentucky, Florida, Utah and California. There has been a significant upsurge in activity in the San Francisco Bay area. There were 853 sightings overseas, about half of which were in a polygon that ranges from the Iberian peninsula up through France and Germany into the Nordic countries. We also saw an ongoing incrust in activity in Asia, with a significant number of hits in China, Singapore, Thailand, Japan South Korea and Taiwan. With 19 new reports in Argentina, and 75 between Australia and New Zealand, the worldwide spread continues to grow unabated.

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Case Study: Portugal’s Resilient Resident Zombie

As we study the spread of the zombie plague via geocaching, we are constantly awed by the ferocity of this virus. We have watched this virus spread around the globe at an absolutely catastrophic pace, wiping out humans with what appears to be a 100% mortality rate This plague is spreading faster than any other diseases humans have studied, including small pox and ebola. Prospects for survival for the human race are currently looking grim.

One of the most interesting aspects of this disease is how some zombies have managed to survive longer than others. “Survival” rates among the undead vary greatly. There are a variety of reasons that zombies quickly disappear: bodily wear and tear, destruction by live humans etc.  But it is still not clear what directly affects continued long term activity. Do they go dormant? Are they affected by the temperatures in different climactic regimes? All of these theories require much more in-depth studies.

In the mean time, this case study focuses on one of our more resilient and active zombies, patient # 18 in our study, Ulrich. Before Ulrich succumbed to the plague, he was a caterer who owned a charming catering business in Mainz, Germany. He seemed like a great guy who liked to work out at the gym and collect geocoins, pathtags, and pasta in all shapes and sizes. Our research has revealed that he contracted the plague from Birgit, patient #17 in our study, who was a pastry chef that Ulrich occasionally hired to work events. Ironically, Birgit was the person who introduced Ulrich to geocaching.

Before Ulrich turned, he brought his geocoin collection to a geocaching event. There he met Eva, patient #196 in our study. Through handling of the geocoin collection, Ulrich gave Eva the gift that keeps on giving – the zombie plague. Ulrich has been so active that we are sure he has infected others, this is just the first zombie we have been able to link to him.

As of May 23, 2016, Ulrich has traveled 152,099.9 kilometers, or 94,510 miles.  He has infected approximately 1,255 locations, making him the 9th most active zombie in our study to date.

Screen Shot 2016-05-23 at 9.41.24 PMA wide view of Ulrich’s travels

Our research shows that Ulrich first infected a geocache called Gänsmarkt in Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany on April 3, 2013 – which was over three years ago.   His destruction of Germany did not end there. Ulrich infected numerous geocaches in Germany for approximately a month, leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake.

Herd near Mainz, GermanyTraffic camera footage shows Ulrich and other zombies at a fountain decorated with Easter Decorations in Germany.

In May 2013 Ulrich suddenly was reported to be attacking geocachers at a geocache in Andalucía, Spain. A few months later, on August 18, 2013, Ulrich was spotted in Portugal.

Ulrich traveled from geocache to geocache while in Portugal, and he encountered and presumable infected or gorged on many unsuspecting geocachers. One geocacher described a scary scene where they found Ulrich laying in wait for them in a cache in Lisboa. This deadly encounter somehow involved a sheep and someone named Wally. While the language barrier has caused us some translation issues, it is quite clear that it was a gruesome scene.

Some geocachers who encountered Ulrich in Portugal were able to get out a few short words in their logs in an attempt to warn others. For example, one geocacher said in a log “A sombra da ponte” which translates to “the shadow of the bridge.” Was this a warning to other geocachers that Ulrich was lurking in the shadow of a bridge in Portugal? He said in another log “na toca” which translates to “in touch.” Did he mean to say “Não toque” which means “don’t touch”, and could have been a warning to others not to touch Ulrich? We may never know…

Around September 17, 2014, Ulrich jumped the border and began infecting caches in Aquitaine, France. While in Aquitaine he infected dozens of caches. However, there was something about those caches that didn’t quite please his palate, because just a few days later he returned to Portugal.  This is something that may be worthy of further study in the future.

Screen Shot 2016-05-23 at 10.46.17 PMWhile Ulrich began in Germany and took a brief sabbatical in France, he seems to prefer infecting geocaches in Portugal.

The sheer viciousness of this plague can be seen by Ulrich’s activities on or around one day: August 14, 2015. Records show that on that day Ulrich infected a power geotrail of approximately 100 geocaches in Aveiro, Portugal. The name of the power trail is “I ♥ Aveiro”, and was designed to highlight the beautiful attractions in the small city of Aveiro. The next day Ulrich stumbled into a geocaching Mega event, where he came into contact with many innocent geocachers. We can only imagine the bloody carnage.

Years after we first learned of Ulrich, he is still going strong. He has encountered an uncountable number of geocachers, and despite their best efforts, he is still infecting geocaches at a steady rate. Ulrich seems to have found a substantial number of geocaches in Portugal that has given him a steady supply of geocachers and muggles to feast on, and as a result he hasn’t left the country in years.

UntitledOur most recent image of Ulrich, captured at a geocache in Portgual on April 18, 2016. Is that one of his most recent victims?

Unfortunately, this case study has failed to turn up any specific reasons why this particular zombified geocacher has lasted so much longer than many others. We will continue to look at more specific cases in an attempt to better understand this trend.

Our continued gratitude goes to all the survivors out there who have submitted logs lettings us know about Ulrich’s activities, while putting themselves in grave danger to do so. Without geocachers like this, the study of this plague would not be possible.

Stay safe geocachers.

 

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Another gnawing week

We had reports on 46% (117) of known active ZTBs in the last 11 days, in 15 states and 14 countries. !461 hits here in the states, 212 hits overseas, for a total of 1673. That’s almost double what we had the last reporting period. Activity in northern Norway seems to be on the rise, we had normal levels in Germany and Portugal, and a spike in Hungary. New Jersey and Maryland both saw offer 500 hits, and New England continues to suffer greatly as well. Keep your eyes and ears open out there!

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Case Study: The Louisville Horde

While conducting our research into the spread of the zombie plague via geocaching, we try to keep track of recent outbreaks and areas that have an increase in activity. Sometimes the information coming in is spotty, as more and more people are turning, television stations are going off air, and the once busy CB and Ham radio stations are more and more often filled with the loud sound of static. We occasionally send out scouting teams from the bunker here in Maryland to check things out if we can. More often than not, they never return. Despite the decrease in communication from the outside world, we have been able to gather enough information to notice a surge in activity in Northwestern Kentucky, and we determined that this was worthy of a specific case study of what exactly is going on in this area.*

Kentucky Map

As we conducted our research (with our meager resources, including a quickly dwindling number of living humans to conduct the research, and our diminishing food and ammunition supplies), we were able to narrow down the location of this outbreak in Kentucky and determined that most of this activity has been centered in and around Louisville.

Louisville Map Photo

What is it about Louisville? It appears that there is a horde of zombies that are extremely active in spreading the zombie plague to geocaches throughout this area. This horde includes a few patients from our study: Nyoka (patient #166), Wade (patient #167), and Taylor (patient #168).

 

We know that Nyoka was a large animal veterinarian who became infected when she cached with another geocacher, and he unknowingly transmitted the plague to Nyoka when she helped him reach high placed geocaches (he was extremely short). Wade was a prison guard who contracted the zombie plague by going to geocaches that a previous geocacher had infected. Ironically, this was the same cacher that stole two GPS units and subsequently served time in Wade’s prison.   After Wade became infected, he went on to infect at least one other geocacher – Taylor. Taylor was a baker at a bakery that Wade frequented. One day Wade saw that Taylor made a Signal the Frog cake, and Wade explained to Taylor who Signal the Frog was and the hobby of geocaching. During this interaction Taylor became infected, and was only able to geocache for a short while before he succumbed to the plague.

 

It is interesting that Nyoka, Wade, and Taylor all were infected around the same time but presumably succumbed to the plague at different locations. Despite this, they have displayed a typical herd (or, in this case, horde) mentality and have gathered up as a group to infect as many geocaches as possible, and in return, eat as many brains as possible. It appears they teamed up in the Louisville area around November of 2014.

 

Our research has uncovered that on or around November 1, 2014, the Acting Pine Grove Sheriff gave this warning: ALL POINTS BULLETIN:THE ACTING PINE GROVE SHERIFF KALTENBRUNNER HAS DECLARED PINE GROVE TO BE A CATASTROPHE ZONE UNDER INTERNATIONAL HEALTH ORGANIZATION CATASTROPHE PROTOCOL “CASANDRA”. IN THE AFTERMATH OF A MAJOR INCIDENT, SEVERAL QUARANTEED Z VIRUS PATIENTS CANNOT BE UNACCOUNTED FOR. PREVIOUS SHERIFF WILSON AND 93% OF THE PINE SHERIFF DEPARTMENT ARE MISSING PRESUMED EATEN. NO INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF PATIENTS #166, #167, AND #168 IS AVAILABLE. ANYON……ARGGRGGGHHH……..CONECTION FAILED.

 

Soon after this warning was issued, there was a spike in zombie activity. For example, it appears that efforts to quarantine Nyoka failed miserably. Media reported that she was seen eating muggles on golf courses and terrorizing joggers in and around the Louisville area.   Our research has revealed that local officials tried to deny there way anything to deny as Nyoka continued to feast on locals.

 

Wade was first spotted in the Louisville area after he crawled out of the luggage storage under a bus at Louisville Bus Terminal, and soon after ate every brain he came across. Some described Wade as the cause of a civil disturbance and that he left a trail of mayhem in his wake. He reportedly attacked a local bar patron, and authorities tried to appease the public by saying it was just an isolated zombie incident.

 

Taylor was originally spotted at a geocache called “Union Station” in Louisville. Local news crews reported that he ate the brains of several passing muggles. He was later connected to the disappearance of many missing geocachers in the Louisville area.

 

The trio eventually joined up with other zombies to form the horde that is currently terrifying the remaining survivors of Louisville. As of April 7, 2016, Nyoka has infected 249 geocache locations and traveled a distance of 8009.07 miles between caches. Wade has infected 237 geocache locations and traveled a distance of 7994.72 miles between caches. And Taylor has infected 254 geocache locations and traveled a distance of 8008.08 miles between caches.

 

Security camera footage that we were able to obtain has revealed the following disturbing images of the Louisville area:

 

Zombie Horde 1A feast of geocachers!

 

Zombie Horde 2Even the police are no match for this zombie horde!

Zombie Horde 3The difficulty rating for this cache should probably be increased….

 

Zombie Horde 4Beware of re-animated bodies at this geocache!

 

Zombie Horde 5A zombie leaving a trail of innocent geocachers in his wake…

 

Zombie Horde 6That’s the last ride for that cowboy muggle…

 

Will this horde continue to wreak havoc on Louisville together, or will the zombies go their separate ways? Only time will tell if the old wives’ tale is true: The horde who eats brains together, stays together.

 

*Our thanks and appreciation to geocacher Tuantha De Danann, who, risking life and limb, was instrumental in tracking the havoc these zombies have created and continue to create, which was vital to our research for this case study.

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