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Patient # 6, Reggie, clambers to the eastern shore of Maryland

While residents of Eldersburg, Maryland a somewhat relieved, residents of Worcester county are filled with dread as another ZTB arrives on the eastern shore….

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Patient # 29 broke containment near Wichita

We do not know where he will head next. Bad day on the plains.

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Patient #21, Boris goes to Colorado

Compounding Colorado’s recent woes, Boris showed up from California.

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Patient # 13, Manjula, continues to harass the York Pennsylvania area

Manjula has been in the vicinity of York for some time now, causing hate hell and discontent.

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Patient # 3, Clarisse, returns to the U.S.A from Cancun and infects Colorado

The second recent migration to Colorado, and a misfortune for the state. We were given to understand that some Easter celebrations may have been disrupted. So sad.

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Patient # 20 crosses the country to infect New England!

Patient # 20, who last we knew was in California, somehow managed to escape containment there and travel directly all the way to Newport, Rhode Island, with no stops in-between. Something to do with a St. Patricks day parade, maybe … Continue reading

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Patient # 2, Harlan Moves towards Ohio

Phasic was apparently chased all the way to Youngstown, Pennsylvania by Harlan. Will he cross over into Ohio and infect yet another state? Only time will tell!

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Patients #s 25 and 26 break out

Morris and Ken, Patients 25 & 26 have broken out of containment in south central Kansas, which has seen a lot of activity of late.

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Patient # 2 Harlan leaves Maryland

Harlan was perhaps the most active ZTB in Maryland and infected much of the state. he has now moved into neighboring Pennsylvania. We hope they are prepared.

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Patient #1 Judy slowly moves in West Virgina

Judy has been slowly moving through West Virginia, we think the more difficult terrain of wooded Appalachia may be slowing her down.

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