Author Archives: Madman

Two ZTBs have been sighted in the vicinity of Mainz, Germany! This is the first report of ZTBs reaching another continent, serious news. Patient # 12, Horst, and Patient #18, Ulrich were both seen roaming the streets of Mainz and … Continue reading →

Jonas, who started it all, had disappeared for some time, and we thought he might have been destroyed, but apparently he was incarcerated in a cache in rural West Virginia near harper’s Ferry. We’re not sure where he is headed … Continue reading →

While residents of Eldersburg, Maryland a somewhat relieved, residents of Worcester county are filled with dread as another ZTB arrives on the eastern shore….

We do not know where he will head next. Bad day on the plains.

Compounding Colorado’s recent woes, Boris showed up from California.

Manjula has been in the vicinity of York for some time now, causing hate hell and discontent.

The second recent migration to Colorado, and a misfortune for the state. We were given to understand that some Easter celebrations may have been disrupted. So sad.

Patient # 20, who last we knew was in California, somehow managed to escape containment there and travel directly all the way to Newport, Rhode Island, with no stops in-between. Something to do with a St. Patricks day parade, maybe … Continue reading →

Phasic was apparently chased all the way to Youngstown, Pennsylvania by Harlan. Will he cross over into Ohio and infect yet another state? Only time will tell!

Morris and Ken, Patients 25 & 26 have broken out of containment in south central Kansas, which has seen a lot of activity of late.